Thursday, April 10, 2008

T.D.H.

Some guys would get more dates if only they could hold it together long enough to make it through an IM chat without letting their true nature shine through!
girl: hi there - what does t.d.h. mean?

guy: tall, dark and handsome

girl: oh

girl: well your profile looks too good to be true, what’s the catch?

guy: catch?

guy: no catch?

girl: just teasing.....

guy: I’m the catch

guy: me

girl: how long have you been single?

guy: seven years

guy: guess my profile is so good that is scares all of the women away

girl: LOL!

girl: It’s a crazy world

guy: it pisses me off!
guy: I’ve been on this site for over a year and haven’t had one good date off of it!
guy: every scumbag out there has someone

girl: wow, that’s pretty harsh

guy: sorry for my angst

girl: (tactfully trying to disengage) so, I need to head to bed, but maybe we could email a bit?

guy: ok, good night



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I have seen and experienced so much craziness in my short time of on-line dating that I just couldn't hold it inside anymore. Your stories are always welcome! Misery loves company!